"Fancy seeing you here! Don’t you have an appointment elsewhere- propping up crackpot Korean dictators and illegally invading sovereign countries?"
"My- is it unthinkable that people would freely reject your corrupt capitalist pigshit?"
"Aw. I see you’ve deigned to allow your pet to stretch his legs."
"I see yours does not look very happy to be here. Indeed, he looks positively displeased."
"Haha, Vanya. He’s just scared of you. At least I’m feeding him- whereas I’m not sure I can say the same for you, eh?"