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I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
I can only imagine what a police force would look like without firearms…
It would probably look like due process. Oh and also conservative guy, you wouldn’t need any fire arms then because police wouldn’t have any. Isn’t the tea party supporting second amendment gun laws about just in case a police state take over happen?
Right, this is what “due process” looks like to you people:
It’s hilarious that liberals always assume that the cops are the bad guys running around shooting unarmed innocent citizens, when that couldn’t be further from the truth. They think the same thing about the military. They believe our troops are off around the world killing innocent civilians. There’s no such thing as criminals, just racist bad cops with itchy trigger fingers.
Yes, liberal guy, the second amendment was designed to allow the citizens to overthrown a tyrannical oppressive government if one were ever to emerge. However, if the police were to have no guns we would still need our guns, because most of us have firearms to protect ourselves from the criminals with firearms. You seem to think there is no such thing as a criminal in your imaginary world. Good luck getting these apocryphal criminals to comply with a gun ban too.
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I have two English Literature degrees, I can’t count how many books I’ve yelled at.
Part of me wants Sirius to be totally inconspicuous about his gender/sexual identity because he thinks it’s no ones business and a part of me wants him to dramatically stand up at breakfast, say “I’m too queer to be here” and go back to bed
Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
what if tumblr users did the same thing that youtube users do
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